Sizzlin’ Summer Savings for #NationalClerihewDay

​Ode to Sweet Jeans…
My half Arab pinto, Sweet Lil’ Norma Jean. 

She pins her ears and instead looks sorta mean. 
Then tempt her with an apple, or how ’bout carrot;

Off she is prancing n’ bucking so’s I can not bare it.

Learn something new every day. And today I learned what is a Clerihew. 

Wikipedia defines clerihew as follows:

clerihew ( /ˈklɛrhjuː/) is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem’s subject, usually a famous person put in an absurd light, or revealing something unknown or spurious about them. The rhyme scheme is AABB, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and metre are irregular. Bentley invented the clerihew in school and then popularized it in books. One of his best known is this (1905):

If you need a little help to come up with your own clerihew, check this poem generator.